Hello World! This is Little Percy again. I’m in the middle of G.I. Joe water training. Sometimes mommy goes to the store and leaves me at home with Miss Susie. Miss Susie is my Daddy’s mama. She is at least one hundred and fifty years old and I am scared to death of her. She always wears a long white nightgown. Her hair is all white and long. Miss Susie’s fingernails and toenails are super long and dragged on the floor when she walks. Sounds like nails dragging across the floor. Whenever mommy leaves me with her, she also leaves me with instructions.