Memoir
Nobody Gets Out Of Catering Alive…
By Joe Montaperto
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A hilarious, frenetic, enlightening and truthful spiritual journey set upon by a young disillusioned NYC comic.

A short time ago, Joe Montaperto was living the life. Enjoying the spotlight of the New York City comedy circuit. Performing with the likes of Jon Stewart and John Leguizamo. He was going to be a star. No doubt. Now, he sits in his old bedroom at his parent’s house in New Jersey having a rather one-sided conversation with his mysteriously ever present Napoleon statue at three o’clock in the morning. It is 1990, he’s just 30 years old, and he is rapidly losing his precious curly hair. And he’s afraid of napkins. The only time he laughs is watching old TV reruns of “Lost In Space”. Joe has a long, arduous journey ahead – but will he get out of catering alive?