Greetlings Earthlings!

We invite you on a guided tour of our intergalactic wildlife park.

Join us on a ridiculous adventure through the best and ONLY zoo in this space quadrant!

This will be as entertaining for you parents, as it is for the children. We Promise.

In the style of your childrens’ rhyming books, we have a stellar collection of species from all corners of the multiverse (that we can find anyway)

We are a dreadfully underfunded, understaffed and underqualified wildlife park, located on the outer edge of a very unpopular galactic quadrant.

Some are downright insane, whilst others are in complete violation of Galactic Federation health and safety regulations.

But don’t let that put you off as many of the “animals” on display are incredibly rare and sought after, they are all certainly worth the journey – just make sure to lock your doors and windows on the way here.

A lot of these wonderful creatures have adventures of their own, and stories to tell. Let us introduce you to some of them.

Oh and please keep all your hands inside your pockets once we enter, as they may bite…a lot.

Irreverent, weird and ridiculous humor simply oozes out of this book.